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Your mom feels right Rainbow Dash strode into the room, her mane flapping in the wind. Applejack immediately dropped her guitar, her eyes lighting up, just like in one of my Japanese animes! She galloped over to Dash, licking her on the side of the face. Dash looked forward, a hardened-steel look about her face. "Oh Dash, you came back!" Applejack exclaimed. "Shut up baby, the Dash always comes back," Rainbow Dash said, mustering her manliest voice. It wasn't particularly manly. "Dash... are we gonna do... THAT again?" Applejack asked mischievously. "I told you to shut up baby. It's time to dash. Applejack grab my tail." Applejack sunk her teeth into Dash's rainbow-coloured tail, eyes darting back up to the extremely manly and not gay pony's face. Dash immediately sprung into action, rocketing upwards through the roof of Applejack's home. Wood swirled around the pair, forming a flying wood elemental that raised its palm and gave Rainbow Dash a good slap. Dash wasn't in the mood for this horseshit, and promptly whipped her tail around at the elemental, using Applejack like a flail. Applejack collided with the very big golem who is large, nearly releasing her grasp on Dash's tail. The elemental cried out in pain, wood shavings spewing forth from its gross mouth. Dash grinned loudly. Don't ask questions. "You picked the wrong filly to mess with, big ugly dude who I don't like!" Dash roared, doing three cartwheels in the air, spinning directly at the golem guy who is really scary yipes!! The elemental made of woody bits gasped real loud and tried to move out of the way of the Death Pony Spin, but he couldn't manage it in time. The Death Pony Spin collided with the golem and it exploded into a lot of wood and shards, and also an entire house. Dash grinned and an explosion shot out of her mouth and into the air in front of them.