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This comment box left intentionally blank. I can't think of anything to put here D: Racism detector is a very marketable skill. Unfortunately it's one a lot of people have, so... supply, demand, and all that. "For the love of Celestia, this again, Rainbow?" Twilight asked, obviously exasperated. "TWILIGHT NO HAVE FOR THE LOVE OF A MAGICAL CAPSLOCK... UH, CELESTIA, AND WE NEED YOUR SPARKLES TO HELP US," Rainbow Dash bellowed. "Do you have to yell, Rainbow? This is a library, you kn-" "TWILIGHT SPARKLE I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS HORSEPLAY, WE ARE HORSES, SO THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE. PLEASE GRAB ONTO MY TAIL." "I'm not in the mood, Rainbow. Cut it out." "TWILIGHT GRAB MY TAIL." "No, Rainbow." "IT IS AN ORDER FROM QUEEN CELESTIA." "I didn't get a message from her, Rainbow. Go play somewhere else," Twilight sighed, using her magic to pick her book back up. Rainbow Dash's face contorted into a look of pure, blood-dripping terror. To be precise, blood started dripping from her eyes. She bolted at Twilight's table, flipping it over with two hooves and snarling loudly like a rabid dog. Applejack flopped about helplessly, still attached to Dash's tail. The book still floated lazily in front of Twilight's face, and she stared directly into Dash's eyes. "TWILIGHT SPARKLER IF YOU DO NOT COME WITH ME I WILL BE FORCED TO LOVE AND TOLERATE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU!" Twilight rolled her eyes, taking hold of Rainbow Dash's tail with a single hoof. No use in fighting it. Rainbow Dash took off through the roof of Twilight's tree house, then careened back down, creating a second hole, then out the door. They flew like ravens and also ponies I guess towards Fluttershy's house. "Twilight we have to get all the ponies together and find all the lost friendship stones, and that is our mission from Princess Celestia and if you had just let me explain earlier maybe there wouldn't be three holes in your house right now do you understand me," Rainbow Dash said, no longer bellowing. Twilight was unable to respond, the wind whipping at her face so hard that the face almost came off, but phew thank goodness her face didn't come off. Rainbow Dash did a flip. Rainbow Dash did another flip into the next paragraph and they arrived at Fluttershy's house. The three ponies landed on the ground, safe and sound. And then a crater happened underneath them and Rainbow Dash flew out of it and into Fluttershy's house window. Fluttershy spun around three times with a loud gasp. "FLUTTERSHY YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US ALL THE ANIMALS ARE IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THE FRIENDSHIP STONES ARE DEAD AND YOU HAVE TO HELP SAVE THEM," Rainbow Dash said as she crashed into the back wall of Fluttershy's home, shattering at least 3 pots and 2 dreams. The other ponies remained firmly latched onto Dash's tail. Fluttershy cringed, her eyes widening in horror. "D..Dash, what the..." Fluttershy stammered, and Dash trotted over to her, jamming a hoof in her mouth. "Listen, shut the hell up and listen to me, you have to grab onto my tail now." "But why..?" "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!" Dash yelled, flicking her tail. Twilight and Applejack crashed into the ground